Try Not To Be A Puny Twiglet All Your Life - Check Out How To Gain Muscle Here
Well Hello Loser! I'm sure you're reading this now because you're living the NOT so first class life of a scrawny twiglet. Am I right? Of course I'm right, you wound up on this web page didn't you!?
You've probably been searching online for a while now, to find some sort of special 'secret' to gain muscle. Some sort of pill, powder or special workout routine... Well, let me take great joy in bursting your bubble right now! The only two steps you can take to gaining muscle are to eat right and lift weights. And that's it!
First of all, let's get a few things straight. If you met me, you probably wouldn't like me. I'm obnoxious. I'm rude. And I'm a jerk. But I Don't care! I can score chicks in my sleep with a body like mine. So do you really think I value your opinion? Hell NO!
I do have vast knowledge on gaining muscle. It's part of my job. And after all, that's why my body's so beautiful! So I might as well point a few scrawny twerps like you in the right direction while I've got nothing to do.
When I first began gaining muscle myself, I searched through and read information on the internet a heck of a lot, and now, I can tell you from my first hand experience, that there is so much B.S. on the internet nowadays on how to gain muscle. So many companies trying to sell you lots of useless, powders, pills and supplements. And 'body builders' trying to give you their amazing workout programs that helped them gain X amount of lbs for the summer (which they probably just copied from some online magazine or something).
Let me tell you right now - if you want to REALLY learn how to gain muscle, then you're gonna have to fork out a few dollars to do so. Now, I'm not talking half your week's wage or anything like that. You can download a top body building program online right now for about the price of a tub of protein or less.
Bear in mind that some of the muscle gain programs out there today are... well... a rip off. They don't give you all the information you need and are quite expensive. So read the reviews and don't get scammed!
A top quality program will tell you things you NEED to know, including:-
* What to eat
* Eating timetables
* The foods you should eat and why
* What foods to avoid
* Training regimes in the gym
* How many times you'll need to train per week (depending on your goals at that specific time)
* How long each training session should be
* Correct exercises for each muscle group and the correct form to perform them in
* What you shouldn't do in the gym
* Important roles of hormones that help you gain muscle
* How to manipulate hormones to help you gain muscle quicker (such as testosterone and growth hormone)
* The importance of, and the best ways to rest when gaining muscle
I could sit here all night as the list really does go on and on...
Anyway, as I was saying before... The best way to go about gaining muscle is to start from the basics. Instead of spending your money on gym memberships, protein powder and a pricey grocery bill, get some professional information on EXACTLY what you should do and you really can't go wrong after that. You won't waste any more time or money on your muscle gaining goals.
How many weird supplements, tubs of protein and monthly gym memberships have you paid for so far? And how much success have you had? I'm gonna guess little or none! So quit being a whiney loser and tackle the problem from the source. Get yourself a proper 1 2 3 guide on what to do to gain muscle. Or you can just stay a skinny twerp forever - it really doesn't bother me!
Now get lost loser! - 17269
You've probably been searching online for a while now, to find some sort of special 'secret' to gain muscle. Some sort of pill, powder or special workout routine... Well, let me take great joy in bursting your bubble right now! The only two steps you can take to gaining muscle are to eat right and lift weights. And that's it!
First of all, let's get a few things straight. If you met me, you probably wouldn't like me. I'm obnoxious. I'm rude. And I'm a jerk. But I Don't care! I can score chicks in my sleep with a body like mine. So do you really think I value your opinion? Hell NO!
I do have vast knowledge on gaining muscle. It's part of my job. And after all, that's why my body's so beautiful! So I might as well point a few scrawny twerps like you in the right direction while I've got nothing to do.
When I first began gaining muscle myself, I searched through and read information on the internet a heck of a lot, and now, I can tell you from my first hand experience, that there is so much B.S. on the internet nowadays on how to gain muscle. So many companies trying to sell you lots of useless, powders, pills and supplements. And 'body builders' trying to give you their amazing workout programs that helped them gain X amount of lbs for the summer (which they probably just copied from some online magazine or something).
Let me tell you right now - if you want to REALLY learn how to gain muscle, then you're gonna have to fork out a few dollars to do so. Now, I'm not talking half your week's wage or anything like that. You can download a top body building program online right now for about the price of a tub of protein or less.
Bear in mind that some of the muscle gain programs out there today are... well... a rip off. They don't give you all the information you need and are quite expensive. So read the reviews and don't get scammed!
A top quality program will tell you things you NEED to know, including:-
* What to eat
* Eating timetables
* The foods you should eat and why
* What foods to avoid
* Training regimes in the gym
* How many times you'll need to train per week (depending on your goals at that specific time)
* How long each training session should be
* Correct exercises for each muscle group and the correct form to perform them in
* What you shouldn't do in the gym
* Important roles of hormones that help you gain muscle
* How to manipulate hormones to help you gain muscle quicker (such as testosterone and growth hormone)
* The importance of, and the best ways to rest when gaining muscle
I could sit here all night as the list really does go on and on...
Anyway, as I was saying before... The best way to go about gaining muscle is to start from the basics. Instead of spending your money on gym memberships, protein powder and a pricey grocery bill, get some professional information on EXACTLY what you should do and you really can't go wrong after that. You won't waste any more time or money on your muscle gaining goals.
How many weird supplements, tubs of protein and monthly gym memberships have you paid for so far? And how much success have you had? I'm gonna guess little or none! So quit being a whiney loser and tackle the problem from the source. Get yourself a proper 1 2 3 guide on what to do to gain muscle. Or you can just stay a skinny twerp forever - it really doesn't bother me!
Now get lost loser! - 17269
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